I am a student at Lasell College in Newton Mass, I post mainly humorous things, and I will post anything I think worthy of posting. Ask me anything you want or talk to me, I'm at your mercy
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today in school I learned that if you do not want to have sex with your boyfriend you’re supposed to put your hands up and say “I do not wish to become sexually active” so I’ve been practicing
after taking about 20 of these I realized that this might be why I’ve never had a boyfriend
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IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND
After watching the infomercial it finally makes sense. there’s an alarm on the cabinet…
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one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
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Suddenly, best post.
I’ve never agreed more completely with a Tumblr post ever.
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George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
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Guys, look at how disappointed Jayne is. His OTP was *so close* to becoming canon.
While Wash is just like #I am 5000% done with this ship
He was certainly done with the ship at the end.
I HATE YOU GO AWAY
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things that are enjoyable:
- showers
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
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The sync for the second gif is really remarkable.
This is the greatest one yet.
Superb.
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seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
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